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Read This Alone Okay! (Its Not That Long) X Especially The Poem Or Ur Love Life Will Be Well Nd Truly F.U.K..E.D!.!.! Read This Alone... Especially The Poem! I Mean It!!!!!! The Poem Is Very True, Unfortunately.
JUZ MAKE SURE YOU READ THE POEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CASE 1: Kelly Sedey Had One Wish, for her boyfriend of three years, David Marsden, to propose to her. Then one day when she was out to lunch David proposed! She accepted, but then had to leave because she had a meeting in 20 min.!!! When she got to her office,she noticed on her computer she had some e-mail's. She checked it, the usual stuff... from her friends, but then she saw one...one that she had never gotten before. It was this poem. She simply deleted it without even reading all of it. BIG MISTAKE! Later that evening,she received a phone call from the police It was about DAVID! He had been in an accident with an 18 wheeler. He didn't survive!
CASE 2: Take Katie Robinson She received this poem and being the believer that she was she sent it to a few of her friends but didn't have enough e-mail addresses to send out the full 10 that you must. Three days later, Katie went to a masquerade ball. Later that night when she left to get to her car,she was killed in that spot by a... hit-and-run drunk driver.
CASE 3: Richard S. Willis sent this poem out within 45 minutes of reading it. Not even 4 hours later walking along the street to his new job interview with a really big company,when he ran into Cynthia Bell,(his secret love for 5 years.) Cynthia came up to him and told him of her passionate crush on him that she had had for 2 years. Three days later, he proposed to her and they got married. Cynthia and Richard are still married with three children, happy as ever!
This is the poem: Around the corner I have a friend, In this great city that has no end, Yet the days go by and weeks rush on, And before I know it, a year is gone. And I never see my old friends face, For life is a swift and terrible race, He knows I like him just as well, And as in the days when I rang his bell. And he rang mine but we were younger then, And now we are busy, tired men. Tired of playing a foolish game, Tired of trying to make a name. 'Tomorrow' I say! 'I will call on Tim Just to show that I'm thinking of him.' But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes, And distance between us grows and grows. Around the corner, yet miles away, 'Here's a telegram sir,' 'Tim died today.' And that's what we get and deserve in the end. Around the corner, a vanished friend.
Remember to always say what you mean If you love someone, tell them. Don't be afraid to express yourself. Reach out and tell someone what they mean to you. Because when you decide that it is the right time it might be too late. Seize the day. Never have regrets. And most importantly, stay close to your friends and family, for they have helped make you the person that you are today.
YOU MUST SEND THIS ON IN 3 HOURS AFTER READING THE LETTER
Send it to 10 other people. With the title 'read alone'. If you do this, you will recieve unbelievably good luck in love. The person that you are most attracted to will soon return to you.If you do not, bad luck will rear its ugly head at you. THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!! You have read the warnings, seen the cases,and the consequences. You MUST send this on or face dreadfully bad luck.
*NOTE*
The more people that you send this to, the better. OTHER POEM WHEN U ALREADY START READING THIS DONT STOP OR ELSE SUMTHIN BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER... I AM 15 YEARS OLD WITH BLONDE HAIR AND SCARY EYES. I HAVE NO NOSE OR EARS. I AM DEAD. IF U DO NOT SEND THIS TO 15 PPL IN THE NEXT 5 MIN. I WILL APPEAR TONIGHT BY YOUR BED WITH A KNIFE AND KILL YOU. THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U TONIGHT AT 10:22 SOMEONE WILL CALL U OR TALK TO U ONLINE AND SAY I LOVE U....PLZ DON'T BREAK THIS. This is not a joke!!! This is 100% true!!! TODAY, when you receive this mail... You will be facing the decision of your LIFE... You must take this seriously! I never send mails like this! But I really don't want to mess up your life!IF YOU SEND THIS TO LESS THAN 5 PEOPLE!!! Tonight... You will see the most horrifying thing... EVER!!! And you will have bad luck for the REST OF YOUR LIFE!!! Send this to 10 people... And your crush will SLAP YOU ON THE FACE... Send this to 20 people and... Your mum will give you the gift you wanted all the time... IF you send this to everyone on your list... Your wishes will come true and your crush will kiss you... BUT! You only have 3 hours to do so! So quick, pass this on... BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE... I know, It's just a stupid chain right? ... Well, I've warned you before.... Don't be as stubborn as Maria.... She received this mail just as you did, she didn't take it seriously... so she simply deleted it... That night, she was taking her shower when she saw this monstrous thing... She fell and had a brain tumor for the rest of her life... Just be like Sam T. He receive this mail just like Maria, He was smart and he sent it to all his contacts. The next day he got asked out by his crush and they were going out ever since.... I know who you wanted to be... So be smart, pass this on..
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Don't piss me off!!(i'm running out of places to hide bodies!) --
Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance. Now pay very close attention this important message!
Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1864 and if you break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these stories.
First Example:
Take Barbra Wallace .. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got this same chain letter. She had a crush on th e same kid since kindergarden. when she got this mail she didn't pay any attention to it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her dad got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent the letter none of that would have happened and her mom would be alive.
Second Example:
Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd. Had glasses, was short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51 people in the hour. Now, like Barbra , he had a crush on a girl since 3rd grade. The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for him ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out, and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up and married each other to live happily forever.
Third Example:
Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll get ya hooked. Listen to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just getting on AOL to check his mail. He was a quiet kid, not that popular but not a geek either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his friend. It was this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and he knew what could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled a few friends from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day, about that same time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery! then his dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him Nintendo64 and play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer, and his best friend gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin' wild! the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out ever since.
Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats only me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out withthat special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send this to-
1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... forever!!!!!
10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend...... ONLY!!!!!
15 people- your crush will say they like you
20 people- your crush will ask you out!
25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
30 people - Your crush will fall in love with you
35 people or more- All of the above!!
Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining cus u dont have any friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go in a chat room, pick some names and send away! but here's the catch..... you only have 1 hour
Especially The Poem
Or Ur Love Life Will Be Well Nd Truly F.U.K..E.D!.!.!
Read This Alone...
Especially The Poem!
I Mean It!!!!!!
The Poem Is Very True, Unfortunately.
JUZ MAKE SURE YOU READ THE
POEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CASE 1: Kelly Sedey Had One Wish,
for her boyfriend of three years,
David Marsden, to propose to her.
Then one day when she was out to lunch David proposed!
She accepted, but then had to leave because she had a meeting in 20 min.!!!
When she got to her office,she noticed on her computer she had some e-mail's.
She checked it, the usual stuff...
from her friends, but then she saw one...one that she had never gotten before.
It was this poem. She simply deleted it without even reading all of it.
BIG MISTAKE! Later that evening,she received a phone call from the police
It was about DAVID! He had been in an accident with an 18 wheeler. He didn't survive!
CASE 2: Take Katie Robinson She received this poem and being the believer that she was she sent it to a few of her friends but didn't have enough e-mail addresses to send out the full 10 that you must.
Three days later, Katie went to a masquerade ball.
Later that night when she left to get to her car,she was killed in that spot by a... hit-and-run drunk driver.
CASE 3: Richard S. Willis sent this poem out within 45 minutes of reading it.
Not even 4 hours later walking along the street to his new job interview with a really big company,when he ran into Cynthia Bell,(his secret love for 5 years.) Cynthia came up to him and told him of her passionate crush on him that she had had for 2 years.
Three days later, he proposed to her and they got married.
Cynthia and Richard are still married with three children, happy as ever!
This is the poem:
Around the corner I have a friend,
In this great city that has no end,
Yet the days go by and weeks rush on,
And before I know it, a year is gone.
And I never see my old friends face,
For life is a swift and terrible race,
He knows I like him just as well,
And as in the days when I rang his bell.
And he rang mine but we were younger then,
And now we are busy, tired men.
Tired of playing a foolish game,
Tired of trying to make a name.
'Tomorrow' I say! 'I will call on Tim
Just to show that I'm thinking of him.'
But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes,
And distance between us grows and grows.
Around the corner, yet miles away,
'Here's a telegram sir,' 'Tim died today.'
And that's what we get and deserve in the end.
Around the corner, a vanished friend.
Remember to always say what you mean
If you love someone, tell them.
Don't be afraid to express yourself.
Reach out and tell someone what they mean to you.
Because when you decide that it is the right time it might be too late.
Seize the day. Never have regrets.
And most importantly, stay close to your friends and family, for they have helped make you the person that you are today.
YOU MUST SEND THIS ON IN 3 HOURS AFTER READING THE LETTER
Send it to 10 other people. With the title 'read alone'.
If you do this, you will recieve unbelievably good luck in love.
The person that you are most attracted to will soon return to you.If you do not, bad luck will rear its ugly head at you.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!!
You have read the warnings, seen the cases,and the consequences.
You MUST send this on or face dreadfully bad luck.
*NOTE*
The more people that you send this to, the better.
OTHER POEM WHEN U ALREADY START READING THIS DONT STOP OR ELSE SUMTHIN BAD WILL HAPPEN
MY NAME IS SUMMER... I AM 15 YEARS OLD WITH BLONDE HAIR AND SCARY EYES. I HAVE NO NOSE OR EARS. I AM DEAD. IF U DO NOT SEND THIS TO 15 PPL IN THE NEXT 5 MIN. I WILL APPEAR TONIGHT BY YOUR BED WITH A KNIFE AND KILL YOU. THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U TONIGHT AT 10:22 SOMEONE WILL CALL U OR TALK TO U ONLINE AND SAY I LOVE U....PLZ DON'T BREAK THIS.
This is not a joke!!!
This is 100% true!!!
TODAY, when you receive this mail...
You will be facing the decision of your LIFE...
You must take this seriously!
I never send mails like this!
But I really don't want to mess up your life!IF YOU SEND THIS TO LESS THAN 5 PEOPLE!!!
Tonight... You will see the most horrifying thing... EVER!!!
And you will have bad luck for the REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!
Send this to 10 people...
And your crush will SLAP YOU ON THE FACE...
Send this to 20 people and...
Your mum will give you the gift you wanted all the time...
IF you send this to everyone on your list...
Your wishes will come true and your crush will kiss you...
BUT! You only have 3 hours to do so!
So quick, pass this on...
BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE...
I know, It's just a stupid chain right? ...
Well, I've warned you before....
Don't be as stubborn as Maria....
She received this mail just as you did, she didn't take it seriously... so she simply deleted it... That night, she was taking her shower when she saw this monstrous thing... She fell and had a brain tumor for the rest of her life...
Just be like Sam T.
He receive this mail just like Maria, He was smart and he sent it to all his contacts. The next day he got asked out by his crush and they were going out ever since....
I know who you wanted to be...
So be smart, pass this on..
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Don't piss me off!!(i'm running out of places to hide bodies!)
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Queen of all zombies~
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"When life gives you lemons...USE THEM TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!"
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NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP/NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN/NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND/AND DESERT YOUUUUUUUUUU
I don't need any son of a bitch, you HELP.
Making the universe more profane, one fucking curse at a time.
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Poke the dummy to find the idiot
<- Go on, click im', I dare yeh.C:
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VISIT ME ON YOUTUBE PL0X
In the world of
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2. Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next week and
say it to your self 6 times!!
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3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!!
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4. Think of something that you want to happen between you and that
1special person and say it to your self 12 times!!!
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5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as you
scroll down focus and concentrate on it and think on nothing else but
that wish.
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Now make one last & final wish about that one wish that you picked.
After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and
what you wished for will come true within in one week!
u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
crush!!!
Keep going
down
Keep going
Keep going
down
Keep going
Keep
going
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance. Now
pay very close attention this important message!
Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda
chain letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1864
and if you break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that
after hearing these stories.
First Example:
Take Barbra Wallace .. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got
this same chain letter. She had a crush on th e same kid since
kindergarden. when she got this mail she didn't pay any attention to
it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her
dad got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent
the letter none of that would have happened and her mom would be
alive.
Second Example:
Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd. Had glasses, was
short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51
people in the hour. Now, like Barbra , he had a crush on a girl since
3rd grade. The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her
love for him ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage
to ask
her out, and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years.
They grew up and
married each other to live happily forever.
Third Example:
Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll get ya hooked.
Listen to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just getting on AOL to
check his mail. He was a quiet kid, not that popular but not a geek
either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his friend. It was
this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and he knew what
could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled a few friends
from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day, about that same
time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery!
then his dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him
Nintendo64 and play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer,
and his best friend
gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit!
Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin' wild! the
next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out
ever since.
Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather
be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats
only me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out
withthat special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you
send this to-
1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... forever!!!!!
10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend...... ONLY!!!!!
15 people- your crush will say they like you
20 people- your crush will ask you out!
25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
30 people - Your crush will fall in love with you
35 people or more- All of the above!!
Don't blow it, it's ur
chance to shine! Have everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining
cus u dont have any
friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go in a
chat room, pick some names and send away! but here's the catch.....
you only have 1 hour
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♂ x ♂=♡
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